Television X Releases the Spoof Chariots of Jizz

Continuing with their spoof season, Television X (http://www.televisionx.com/), known for the best in British Porn, is once again putting out what is sure to be a fan favourite. Saturday July 21st marks the opening of Television X's new spoof, "Chariots of Jizz" staring the cheekiest amateur talent in the UK, Freddie and G. 

"Chariots of Jizz" will be shown in five parts, each airing every Saturday for the next five weeks. The first sequence kicks off with a bang as Britain's loved characters try to find something special to plan for the opening ceremonies of the summer athletic games. Freddie, G and Phucker Skirtingboard discover they are the decedents of three great medalists from previous competitors and decide to compete as a tribute to their athletic ancestors. They attempt several events, each more comical than the last, but soon realise the only success in their quests are the sexual encounters with all the gorgeous girls they meet along the way. 

Of course, no XXX Spoof is complete without beautiful girls to share screen time with the comedy team. Jessica Jensen, Honesty, Sarah Kelly, Summer Angel, Lenka and Tracey Lain appear as the willing conquests for the cheeky chaps. But sure to be one of the most memorable moments in the series is the recreation of the famous opening sequence from the movie "Chariots of Fire." The cast and crew travelled to the North Seas of Scarborough in the chilly month of March to get the perfect shot for the parody reenactment.

"We had a fantastic time shooting the series" said British XXX personality Freddie. "However, it was bloody cold in the sea that day. It didn't stop us drawing a large crowd who seemed to appear from nowhere! Cold as it was, Freddie and G pull through and bang away for Britain."  

To see the trailer for the Television X spoof, "Chariots of Jizz" click here: http://youtu.be/b2Hpoiuew_Q

"Chariots of Jizz" can be seen starting Saturday July 21st and the following four Saturdays online at www.televisionx.com/spoofseason and across all Television X TV platforms on UK Television Sky 903, Freeview 92 and Virgin 473. Packed with loads of comedy, plenty of gorgeous girls and the customary one-liners expected from the UK comedy team, "Chariots of Jizz" is sure to be a fan favourite of the summer and one of the most hysterical spoofs to hit Television X airways. 

Get into the athletic spirit this summer with Freddie and G in "Chariots of Jizz".

For more on Television X, please visit the Television X Network:

www.televisionx.com

www.televisionx.com/spoofseason

www.twitter.com/tvxmole

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Lizzy Borden's Evil Queen Is Fairest of Them All

As the fantasy world of Fairy Tale Films XXX is being formed in and around Sinister X Syndicate Studios, anticipation for the debut release of Snow White XXX rises to heart palpitating proportions, especially with the first look of Lizzy Borden as the Evil Queen.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all?”

Sinister X doesn’t hesitate to give his answer to the age old question.

” The 1st Lady of Porn is now the Evil Queen of Extreme, and all others should beware of her wicked ways, because Lizzy Borden is going to the rule and rid the land of non worthy porno peons.”

Borden’s first act as Evil Queen is releasing the first promo picture from the Fairy Tale Films feature, and that picture is of herself.  When asked why the first promo pic was not of the title starring Snow White (played by Alexis Ford), Lizzy Borden had this to say.

“Look, I love Alexis to death, and I can’t wait to see her as Snow White because she is absolutely gorgeous, but if she gets the movie named after her, I get the first promotional picture.  After all, I am the fairest one of all.”

Production is set to begin for the feature in the next two weeks, with special promotional pictures slated for release before that.

For the latest news and information, follow Sinister X Syndicate on Twitter at https://twitter.com/RobBlackProdson Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/SinisterXSyndicate and on our main Website athttp://sinisterXsyndicate.com
 

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XX Starlet Adrianna Luna (http://twitter.com/adriannalunaxxx) has been a busy girl. After making a splash in the adult industry a little over a year ago, the "New It Girl of Porn" made multiple movies, has been on a myriad of box covers and established herself as one of the most sought after adult actresses in the business. Along with her highly successful porn career, Adrianna Luna has become a personality in the world of Mixed Martial Arts. The CrossFit enthusiast is featured on multiple MMA websites and is gaining a fitness and mixed martial arts following and living up to her title as Adult Entertainment Darling of MMA. And now the seductive star is ready to take the next step in her career - the Adrianna Luna Brand. 

With her remarkable success and extraordinarily large and diverse fan base, it is only natural that the savvy business woman plans to start expanding her name to multiple facets of the business and establish herself as a brand. And Adrianna wants to include her fans in the process. She is holding a contest to see who can create the best Adrianna Luna Logo. It is the logo she will be using to identify her work and will become synonymous with the gorgeous star's many ventures.

The competition will run through mid August. Fans are encouraged to submit their Adrianna Luna logos to alunaxxx@gmail.com by Friday, August 17th. The multi talented actress will be selecting the logo she feels best represents her and will embody who she is as a performer as she moves towards creating the Adrianna Luna brand. When the winner is chosen, all rights for the logo and artwork must be signed over to Adrianna. As a special thank you, she will be giving the winner one of her favorite DVDs and a signed 8x10 photograph. The winner of the Adrianna Luna logo competition will also have immense bragging rights and will walk away having created a piece of porn history. 

"I'm so happy to be sharing this with my fans" said Adrianna. "I think branding is such an important part of the adult industry. I want a long and successful career that will lead to me becoming a household name. I'm looking for a logo that people will one day associate with my work as an actress and MMA personality. I'm hoping this logo will be quite recognizable in the future and I think it's special that I'm getting ideas from my fans who stood by my side at the beginning of my career."

Do you have what it takes to create the logo that will represent the Adrianna Luna brand? Submit your logo and create a piece of porn history.

For more Adrianna Luna, please visit the Adrianna Luna network:

www.twitter.com/adriannalunaxxx

www.adriannaluna.blogspot.com

www.adriannalunax.tumblr.com

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She has declared Rabbit Week, with seven different rabbit sex toys in seven days, bringing the bunny into the bedroom in yet another effort to help people find joy through sexuality.

“It's fun to mix things up in the bedroom whether you have a partner or you're masturbating on your own,” she said.

She maps it out for us in her blog, where she lets us know that those toys that can look a little funny or even intimidating at first can actually be one of the best friends you’ll ever invite into your sex life.

Read Sienna’s blog at http://monthlysexholidays.blogspot.com/2012/07/july-bonus-week-celebrate-rabbit-week.html. 

Check out rabbits at here store, www.SiennaSinclaireSexShop.com. For her sex tips go to http://monthlysexholidays.blogspot.com/. Naughty Travel Tips: http://naughtytravelgirl.blogspot.com/. Dating Disasters: http://thenaughtysinglegirl.blogspot.com/. Personal Blog: http://siennasinclaire.blogspot.com/.

Don’t miss out on her Twitter feeds @siennasinclaire.

Sienna’s book, Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles, will be out this summer. Follow her naughty adventures on Twitter (@naughtytravels and @siennasinclaire). Check her entire network of sites, go to Sienna’s follow page atwww.FollowSiennaSinclaire.com.

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