Pussy Juice Lube Makes Offers to Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton for $1M Bid Each

 Pussy Juice Lube Makes Offers to Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton for $1M Bid Each

Released 1st, Inc., a Delaware-based company also known as unique intimate moisturizer company Pussy Juice Lube, has offered Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton one million dollars each for three ounces of their vaginal secretions. With official offers sent to Kim Kardshian’s and Paris Hilton’s attorneys, Released 1st, Inc. has placed a valuation on the celebutantes’ vaginal fluids at over $42 million per gallon, making their intimate fluids the most expensive in the world.

To view the official offers, visit http://www.pussyjuicelube.com/shop/mostexpensiveliquid/pressimages.html.

According to BuzzFeed, scorpion venom is currently the most expensive fluid in the world at $39 million per gallon. In comparison, Chanel No. 5 perfume would retail for $26,000 per gallon. To see the list of the world’s most expensive liquids, visit http://www.buzzfeed.com/higgypop/top-10-most-expensive-liquids-on-earth-6qcr.

Spearheaded by company president Sidney Coca, Pussy Juice Lube is formulated from each adult performer’s natural secretions. Each collected sample is tested, sterilized to standards used for blood purification, and then bottled. Each Pussy Juice Lube donor is thoroughly tested for all possible STD’s; to further ensure safety, the natural lubricant is tested to the same EuBIS blood collection standards used in laboratories.

Each bottle is subsequently processed, using cation-exchange chromatography and gel filtration chromatography. The proprietary method renders all human cells and other such organic materials inert, making Pussy Juice Lube safe for use and is already actively purchased by hundreds of thousands internationally through the Pussy Juice Lube website. No human cells of any kind are contained in the product.

Each bottle is packaged in AMAC’s line of iconic plastic boxes; the colorful translucent cases, a favorite of designers since the 1960s, became part of the permanent collection of New York’s MoMA in 1966, and have been a part of the Whitney Museum’s High Styles, Twentieth Century American Design exhibition.

Pussy Juice Lube has the following pornstars under contract to create their own brands of personal moisturizers: Natalia and Natasha Starr (AKA The Starr Sisters), Joslyn James, Brittany Andrews, Ginger Lynn, Mia Malkova, Alana Luv, Sasha Heart, Samantha Rone, Ana Foxxx, Emy Reyes, Layton Benton, Lucky Starr, Jaelyn Fox, Marley Blaze, Dillion Harper, Jessica Ryan, Jenna Ivory, Katerina Kay, Tara Morgan, Courtney Taylor, Lana Violet, and Trinity St. Clair.

Pussy Juice Lube also announces it is a major sponsor of the upcoming EXXXOTICA Expo, held November 7 – 9 in Edison, New Jersey. For more information, visit www.pussyjuicelube.com.

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