Pussy Juice Lube Makes Offers to Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton for $1M Bid Each

 Pussy Juice Lube Makes Offers to Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton for $1M Bid Each

Released 1st, Inc., a Delaware-based company also known as unique intimate moisturizer company Pussy Juice Lube, has offered Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton one million dollars each for three ounces of their vaginal secretions. With official offers sent to Kim Kardshian’s and Paris Hilton’s attorneys, Released 1st, Inc. has placed a valuation on the celebutantes’ vaginal fluids at over $42 million per gallon, making their intimate fluids the most expensive in the world.

To view the official offers, visit http://www.pussyjuicelube.com/shop/mostexpensiveliquid/pressimages.html.

According to BuzzFeed, scorpion venom is currently the most expensive fluid in the world at $39 million per gallon. In comparison, Chanel No. 5 perfume would retail for $26,000 per gallon. To see the list of the world’s most expensive liquids, visit http://www.buzzfeed.com/higgypop/top-10-most-expensive-liquids-on-earth-6qcr.

Spearheaded by company president Sidney Coca, Pussy Juice Lube is formulated from each adult performer’s natural secretions. Each collected sample is tested, sterilized to standards used for blood purification, and then bottled. Each Pussy Juice Lube donor is thoroughly tested for all possible STD’s; to further ensure safety, the natural lubricant is tested to the same EuBIS blood collection standards used in laboratories.

Each bottle is subsequently processed, using cation-exchange chromatography and gel filtration chromatography. The proprietary method renders all human cells and other such organic materials inert, making Pussy Juice Lube safe for use and is already actively purchased by hundreds of thousands internationally through the Pussy Juice Lube website. No human cells of any kind are contained in the product.

Each bottle is packaged in AMAC’s line of iconic plastic boxes; the colorful translucent cases, a favorite of designers since the 1960s, became part of the permanent collection of New York’s MoMA in 1966, and have been a part of the Whitney Museum’s High Styles, Twentieth Century American Design exhibition.

Pussy Juice Lube has the following pornstars under contract to create their own brands of personal moisturizers: Natalia and Natasha Starr (AKA The Starr Sisters), Joslyn James, Brittany Andrews, Ginger Lynn, Mia Malkova, Alana Luv, Sasha Heart, Samantha Rone, Ana Foxxx, Emy Reyes, Layton Benton, Lucky Starr, Jaelyn Fox, Marley Blaze, Dillion Harper, Jessica Ryan, Jenna Ivory, Katerina Kay, Tara Morgan, Courtney Taylor, Lana Violet, and Trinity St. Clair.

Pussy Juice Lube also announces it is a major sponsor of the upcoming EXXXOTICA Expo, held November 7 – 9 in Edison, New Jersey. For more information, visit www.pussyjuicelube.com.

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Ginger Lynn Announces Official Launch of Blame It On Ginger Radio Show

Legendary porn star, music video vixen, and mainstream Hollywood celebrity Ginger Lynn announces the launch of her radio show, Blame It On Ginger, on Monday, February 3. The show, which airs 5 days a week from 4 – 6pm PST, will be broadcast on the SkidRowStudios Radio Network.

“I consider myself to be such a lucky girl,” says Ginger. “I’ve been involved in both adult and mainstream films in my career, and when I moved on to radio over a decade ago, I just fell in love with the medium. After broadcasting for so long on a subscription station, I just wanted to bring my own brand of radio to a much wider audience, on what I believe is the future of the medium.”

“Come and indulge in the wild world of the legendary adult and mainstream actress, Ginger Lynn, as she shares with you her own brand and mix of entertainment,” says SkidRowStudios’ promo for the new show. “Get ready for a rollercoaster ride, as there is no merry-go-round in Ginger’s playground.”

Ginger adds, in her unmistakable signature voice, “You’ll always leave satisfied. Blame It On Ginger takes it to the edge, and every so often, just jumps off … listen live or download the action whenever you want. For the bold and the brave, we have video just for you. Take a peek behind the curtain … I dare you.”

In a format that is as diverse as its host, Blame It On Ginger will span adult entertainment and mainstream entertainment, with porn stars, musicians, comedians, Hollywood celebrities, and other guests visiting the studio each week. Ginger and her co-hosts will entertain listeners with sexy, hilarious, and antic-filled banter on air as well as live streaming video. The daily show is also available on iTunes via the SkidRowStudiosStation App. Listeners can subscribe for free to the show via iTunes, and have the audio automatically downloaded daily to the device of their choice.

Blame It On Ginger will have a different celebrity co-host each day of the week. Kicking off each week with legend and iconic sex educator Nina Hartley on Mondays, the show co-host list includes porn star KellyShibari on Tuesdays, comedienne RoDellegrazie on Wednesdays, KellyNichols on Thursdays, and Sapphire on Fridays. Each co-host brings a unique angle to the multifaceted show, with Ginger at the helm each day.

Ginger adds, “Blame it on Ginger is not the same show every day. Each co-host brings something different, special and unique to that days show.  I’m so fortunate to have such a talented and diverse group of women to bring a truly distinctive aspect to the show. It’s something different every day, but with me at the helm, you know it will always be sexy AND entertaining.”

Blame It On Ginger broadcasts live 5 days a week from 4 – 6pm PST / 7 – 9pm EST, on the SkidRowStudios Radio Network. For more information, visit http://www.skidrowstudios.com/blameitonginger/2014-01-24/29907/blame-ginger-coming-february-3rd. 

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