Pussy Juice Lube Makes Offers to Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton for $1M Bid Each
Released 1st, Inc., a Delaware-based company also
known as unique intimate moisturizer company Pussy Juice Lube, has offered Kim
Kardashian and Paris Hilton one million dollars each for three ounces of their
vaginal secretions. With official offers sent to Kim Kardshian’s and Paris
Hilton’s attorneys, Released 1st, Inc. has placed a valuation on the
celebutantes’ vaginal fluids at over $42 million per gallon, making their intimate
fluids the most expensive in the world.
To view the official offers,
visit http://www.pussyjuicelube.com/
According
to BuzzFeed, scorpion venom is currently the most expensive fluid in the world
at $39 million per gallon. In comparison, Chanel No. 5 perfume would retail for
$26,000 per gallon. To see the list of the world’s most expensive liquids, visit
http://www.buzzfeed.com/
Spearheaded by company president
Sidney Coca, Pussy Juice Lube is formulated from each adult performer’s natural
secretions. Each collected sample is tested, sterilized to standards used for
blood purification, and then bottled. Each Pussy Juice Lube donor is thoroughly
tested for all possible STD’s; to further ensure safety, the natural lubricant
is tested to the same EuBIS blood collection standards used in laboratories.
Each
bottle is subsequently processed, using cation-exchange chromatography and gel
filtration chromatography. The proprietary method renders all human cells and
other such organic materials inert, making Pussy Juice Lube safe for use and is
already actively purchased by hundreds of thousands internationally through the
Pussy Juice Lube website. No human cells of any kind are contained in the
product.
Each bottle is packaged in AMAC’s line of iconic plastic boxes; the colorful translucent cases,
a favorite of designers since the 1960s, became part of the permanent
collection of New York’s MoMA in 1966, and have been a part of the Whitney
Museum’s High Styles, Twentieth Century American Design exhibition.
Pussy Juice Lube has the following pornstars under contract to create
their own brands of personal moisturizers: Natalia and Natasha Starr (AKA The
Starr Sisters), Joslyn James, Brittany Andrews, Ginger Lynn, Mia Malkova, Alana
Luv, Sasha Heart, Samantha Rone, Ana Foxxx, Emy Reyes, Layton Benton, Lucky
Starr, Jaelyn Fox, Marley Blaze, Dillion Harper, Jessica Ryan, Jenna Ivory,
Katerina Kay, Tara Morgan, Courtney Taylor, Lana Violet, and Trinity St. Clair.
Pussy Juice Lube also announces it is a major sponsor of the upcoming EXXXOTICA Expo, held November 7 – 9 in Edison,
New Jersey. For more information, visit www.pussyjuicelube.com.
